Whore dialogue (Baltimore)

-Shuuutttt up!
-I tell you.
-Shuuuttt uuuuppp!
-It's true man.
-You're fucking with me!
-No, I would never do that.
-And what was it like?
-You mean his dick?
-Yes, no, I mean, you know what I mean, the whole thing?
-Well first of all, I have to tell you about his dick.
-How's his dick?
-Man.
-No.
-Huge.
-No.
-Effing huge, my girl.
-You mean huge.
-I mean huge.
-You mean your huge here.
-I mean it.
-Like what.
-See that garbage truck there?
-Nooo.
-Yes man.
-You're fucking with me.
-Bigger even.
-And you went both ways?
-I did what he asked.
-Did it hurt? I mean, a garbage truck. It must a.
-We sure used a lot of vaseline.
-For sure.
-For sure.
-And what about the rest?
-You mean his balls?
-Yes, no, I mean, you know, the rest of the night.
-Well, right, but first let me tell you about his balls.
-Man.
-Oh yesss.
-Nooo.
-I'm serious.
-Shuuttt uppp!
-Incredible.
-Taste?
-Vanilla.
-Shhhuuuuuuuuuttttttt uuuuuppppp!
-Crazy, man. Tasted like a fucking ice cream cone.
-You've got to be fucking with me.
-Absotuletly not.
-What?
-Aspotu. Aps.
-What?
-Ah, fuck, you know, I'm not fucking with you.
-So.
-So yeah. Dick and balls in the face and it tastes like a effing ice cream cone and I'm like my fucking god this is so good and like, you know, give me more, man, and I'm paid for this shit? Wow, just, you know, let's do that again, mister big fucking garbage truck dick, and I'm like, licking and tasting and swallowing and spitting all at the same time, and.
-And.
-Yeah.
-You've got to be fucking kidding me.
-No.
-Shhhhhuuuuuttttttttttttttttt uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupppppppppppppp!
-Crazy, this shit is crazy, man.
-Noooooo! Shut the fuck up!
-Serious as a doorbell, man.
-What?
-I'm serious as a doorbell, man.
-You're serious as a doorbell.
-Well, you know, I'm serious. Not joking. Not fucking with you. Never do that.
-And.
-Sweet as a candypop.
-No.
-As soon as I'm alive, man, sweet as a candypop. Right in my throat, straight as a cannonball or something.
-In the eyes?
-Don't remember, tasted too good.
-Wow.
-Just fucking wow.
-Candypop you say.
-Candypop.
-Right in the throat?
-Activated my yousofagus.
-Your. Yeah. Ok.
-Stimulated the peeristooltism.
-Yeah.
-Just like so fucking tasty.
-He's yours?
-He's mine.